Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Stupid drunk blonde
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Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Question answer 04
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The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...