You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Top10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex!
THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:10. Guaranteed to get at least...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...