Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Police are in a chase
|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...