Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...