Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Marriage Secrets…
Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...