Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...