Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Rules to give to your Boss!
Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....