Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Whose Job Is It?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....