mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...