Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...