An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...