Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...