Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...