An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Sports entrance exam
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African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...