Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.