Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...