Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...