The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...