Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...