Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...