The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
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One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...