Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...