Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Excitement in Undertaking!
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!