Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant....
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...