Six Bad Days
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Really Stupid People
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What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
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New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
Why do they call it PMS?
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Actual product instructions.
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When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...