Pirate and Lost Body Parts
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Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Actual Court Sayings!
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Reduce national debt
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Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Attorney Hunting Rules
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Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....