A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...