Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...