To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...