Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Geekonics
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What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
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It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
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A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...