English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dog jokes 05
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Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...