A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...