Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...