Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...