Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...