Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...