Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
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Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Temperatures and What They Mean
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Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...