Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!