How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
A cold winter night
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!