The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...