The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...