Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...