Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!