There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...