Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!