Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...