Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...