Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look…
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...