Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Granny and her grandchild…
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and...