New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Women’s translations
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A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
Possible titles for Lewinsky’s new book
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My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...