Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...