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OXYMORONS
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Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
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“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
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yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...
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